Don't message me. Seriously, don't even bother. You won't be able to keep up with me. You'll have to be gorgeous, with a great body; in-shape ( as in you work out), smart, fun, GREAT in bed and know how to rock a dress with a set of heels before I would even consider going out with you. You'll also need to have a dry sarcastic sense of humor, or we would never get along.
I'm young enough to do it often, and old enough to do it right.